A Polski Kapitan Pole

Voicing one Marching Band kid's opinions since September

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Band Songs

French Horn:
FROM THE BAND ROOOOOOM TO THE FIELD (to the field) TILL THE SPIT DRIPS FROM MY VALVES AND AAALL YOU BITCHES CLAP
Flutes:
She's first chair and I'm playin too flat, sittin in the second row with all the clarinets and if YOU COULD HEAR THAT I AM TRYING TO ROLL IN
Trumpets:
My band director don't.My band director don't.My band director don't want us to play high C's son
Clarinets:
Let's gather round the podium and sing our band geek song it's the S-Q-U-E-A-K-Y I hate my liiife song
Saxophones:
Sooome day, Iiii'll be, playin tenor sax and all you're ever gonna be altoooo.Why you gotta suck so bad?
Percussion:
I'ma teach you how to buzz roll son I got 99 problems but a pitch ain't one
Oboe:
The double reed is broooken and they're real expenSIVE.BAND DIRECTOR'S PISSED AND GIVING ME A GLARE
Basoon:
I'm all about that bass bout that bass no treble
Tuba:
*Rick Ross grunt in the background*

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2014 so far

thesmashbro:

fabuloushetahungary:

toroheicho:

omidtheamnesiacender:

punished-gagsy:

anguisant:

the-internet-addict:

smallvagina:

kawaiiibatman:

smallvagina:

January: Selfie Olympics

February: Flappy Bird

lets see how the rest of the year goes

March: No Oscar for Leonardo DiCaprio

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April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone

May:

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June:

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Wonder how July is gonna be

i will keep reblogging this each month

July:

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August:
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(via existences-mixtape)

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What is a Field Captain?

As some of you may have noticed, my Tumblr name is “a Polish Field Captain”. Now what’s a Field Captain? I have been asked so many times or have had to ask if people even know what it is.

Well simply put, a Field Captain is one of the best marchers in the band and they help people with the drill, teach them (and more importantly newcomers/ people arriving later in the year) how to march, they fix issues with dressing (and undressing if need be) on the field, oversee drill-downs, yell commands during retreat, and fix the formations on the field from on the field (also they are really good dressing points)

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clinicallydepressedpug:

kill-dorothy:

I think this video might interest you guys.

4 days ago, Olivia Olson confirmed that Marceline and Bonnibel have dated before. The reason it has been confirmed is because the new Adventure Time book coming out soon may have details on their relationship, and their relationship obviously can’t be aired on TV because some states of America (and countries in the world) are against same-sex marriage and relationships. 

But yeah, they have indeed dated before.

I reblogged it for the words in the top gif and the last panels.

I’m pretty sure that if sesame street got on air, then an adventure time episode with a gay couple could too. You all know the two guys I’m talking about.

(Source: lil-human-cal, via suckaflute)